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Rules of Being a True GUY

Rule 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Rule 2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

Rule 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

Rule 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

Rule 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

Rule 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, you may complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

Rule 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

Rule 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

Rule 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

Rule 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.

Rule 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

Rule 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight partially clothed or naked.

Rule 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.

Rule 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

Rule 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

Rule 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Rule 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

Rule 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

Rule 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

Rule 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

Rule 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

Rule 26: Thou shall not buy a car or motorcycle in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

Rule 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

Rule 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Figure Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

Church EVICTED from land "too close to olympic site"

Can you believe it?

A church has been evicted from a plot of land that officials say is too close to London's 2012 Olympic village.

What do you guys think of this?

I think these are astonishing developments in the wake of global terrorism and the global financial meltdown. At a time we should all be turning to God the UK's gov. is denying everyone that right.

Please sound off in my comments section...Should this be allowed?

Oh by the way...

The church I'm speaking of is a mosque...If you were fired up because you thought a Christian church was removed from this plot of land then surely you're just as upset that an Islamic mosque has been removed.

My point here is to prove that many of you couldn't believe that a Christian church had been removed from the Olympic site but wouldn't give two thoughts to a mosque being removed.

Is that right?

I think anyone should be allowed to worship wherever they want. That's America, Canada and democracies around the world.

I'm Christian and have no clue what Islam is even about. But removing a mosque from a plot of land because it's close to an Olympic site is just wrong. That's not how we act in the west. Let's hold ourselves to a higher standard....

HIlarious Photo of the Day Jan 18

We've all seen this guy...

The kind of guy that attracts Woo girls...If you don't know what a Woo girl is...ask me

Only 4,000 Troops remain in Iraq!

At the peak of the war close to 30,000 American men and women were fighting in Iraq. This is not only a testament to their success in capturing and killing an evil dictator that was responsible for the death of hundred of thousands of Kurds, but also a time to reflect on the war.

We should take something away from this decade-long invasion. Leave other countries alone and let them fight for themselves.

Don't get me wrong, Iraq is a better place without Saddam. He was a lunatic that without hesitation used chemical weapons on his own citizens living inside his borders. THIS IS FACT!

Foxnews reports 851 American deaths in Iraq. Hopefully people there are leading better lives as a result.

But let's ask ourselves this...Is Iraq more safe now than a decade ago?

The answer - NO

Roadside, hotel and car bombs will continue to torment the people of that nation for years, if not decades to come. For some reason differing sects in that nation will always produce extremists whose aim is blowing up hospitals, schools and children.

In my opinion the US needs to pack it in and get home. Leave the mess in Afghanistan alone. Most of the people there would rather just live their lives in primitive villages and get on with it. We must realize that some third world nations will never be safe, secure and stable for the people that live there.

Now some will compare the Taliban to Nazi's saying..."Well Kurt, should the coalition forces have let the Nazi's get away with killing the Jews..."

This is nowhere close to the same. The Nazi's systematically wiped out an entire nation of people because of their ethnic beginnings.

The Taliban is simply a disorganized group of extremists that will never go away and will continue to fight on. Let them have their place amongst the mountains of Pakistan. If they start performing ethnic cleansing rituals then we'll go in and waste them. But until then, let's pack it in and save our own people before going over their and getting our arms and legs blown off by IED's.

Let's focus on our own items at home before another soldier dies for absolutely no reason.

Is Iraq safer?

Should we get out of Afghanistan?

Picture of the Day - 7

The funny thing is that I can picture him saying this for some reason and it's an hilarious image.

Feel free to send me your pictures of the day and I'll put them up and cite you!

Shoplifter: You can't arrest me...I'm naked....

Some people will do anything to snap into a Slim Jim.

A 36-year-old mother that stripped in front of her children in a bazaar attempt to avoid jail time pleaded no contest to petty theft.

Julia Laack of Wisconsin stole beef jerky and a lighter from a corner store last October before being tracked down by police.

When police showed up at her door the disturbed woman began yelling at her son to throw off the cops while threatening to take off her clothes so she couldn't be arrested naked.

So apparently you can't be arrested if naked? When did this come about?

AP is reporting the courts just handed down a 6-month jail sentence.

Should she get her three children back after time served?

The larger issue here is how can someone be so inept that they can't even steal a stick of beef jerky from a corner store?