Some of you "creatives" out there, put your minds to work.
I want to see if anyone can come up with a headline better than mine for this one.
The results will be revealed sometime in the coming days as I'll pick the best contributor.
Let's see some wit.
Post it in the comments section or email it to freelancer1@inbox.com
Advertisment: "UPS having trouble handling your pocket sewing machine orders? Call "Guy In A Tux" Delivery. He will make sure you can attent to all of your minor stiching emergencies>"
ReplyDeleteForesight:
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't want a tear in your tux to ruin your wedding
You have competition Winger...
ReplyDeleteKids in Tuxes: Robbing Parcel carriers since 1968.
ReplyDeleteIn a statement to Police:
ReplyDeleteThe unidentified UPS driver stated to officers on scene that he "had to swerve in order to just miss the biggest flaming douche bag he'd ever seen."
Police aren't releasing anything else about the accident other than it involved an experienced UPS driver and an unnamed man in a tuxedo that was reportedly on his way to homecoming.
Nothing is known about what significance the sewing machine holds.
Sewing Machines and Crashed UPS Trucks: They distract you from the boner tucked into my waistband.
ReplyDeleteClassic move...the waistband tuck...solid
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