Man turns Children into human force shield, Then takes over McDonalds play area...

This story out of Colorado -- Hippies....

Moving on...

Police in CO have arrested a 28-year-old man accused of passing out in a McDonald's play area and telling his children to bite, scratch and attack anyone that came near him.

It turns out the police were called and -- sure enough -- the children listened to daddy and attempted to attack police.

At one point, the 28-year-old man was heard telling his children to "bite the officers' faces off!"

Eventually police did what they do best (tased the man) and hauled him to jail.

The children were euthanized...Okay I made that up. The rest is true however.

Police said the man had a previous arrest warrant for failing to appear. He now faces charges of second-degree assault on an officer and possession of weed.

Colorado Springs -- never knew you were that crazy. Must be the altitude.

Lars.