Monday's Run Through....

MICHIGAN SCHOOL BANS 'sexy dance'

-Sexual Bending

-Dancers must remain upright

-No hands on knees

-No touching of the breast, genitals

-Both feet must stay on the ground at all times....

The above are rules implemented by a Michigan school at school dances. What do you think? I like it. The school has no responsibility to provide a safe haven for sexual behaviours and foreplay. Are kids having sex outside of marriage -- absolutely. But the school is a place where none of this stuff should go on.

Both feet on the ground? I guess that means they've outlawed the wheelbarrow. They got this one right!

WHAT DID I THINK OF THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT?

-Didn't watch

HEIDI'S A HERO, Dr. Says....

- The Doctor that performed Heidi's breast augmentation and facial lacerations now claims his client is a Hero. Dr. Ryan says Montag is brave and was just trying to improve herself.

Everyone is talking about the "message it sends to young women?" Who cares...It's her body. She can do what she wants. Too, the decision she made is making her lots of money. How can you disagree with her decision?

She was fine before, didn't need the surgery, but looks better because of it. Better in the sense that she can do Playboy and a whole host of other jobs now.

A hero? No...Did she make the right decision? Yes, the decision that was right for her.

MEN...YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE -- Talking Sex Robot...

-She'll talk with you endlessly about how your day went, and even cook you dinner.

Okay, maybe not dinner...but...

An inventor in Vegas -- where else would this be -- unveiled his new talking sex robot.

She has all the proper "organs" and a computer system allows her to process questions and respond with proper answers.

Apparently more than 4,000 men have placed orders. I hope they are buying them as practical jokes.

There is however one feature that men will particularly enjoy -- there's a button to turn her off!