Picture of the Day - 7

The funny thing is that I can picture him saying this for some reason and it's an hilarious image.

Feel free to send me your pictures of the day and I'll put them up and cite you!

Shoplifter: You can't arrest me...I'm naked....

Some people will do anything to snap into a Slim Jim.

A 36-year-old mother that stripped in front of her children in a bazaar attempt to avoid jail time pleaded no contest to petty theft.

Julia Laack of Wisconsin stole beef jerky and a lighter from a corner store last October before being tracked down by police.

When police showed up at her door the disturbed woman began yelling at her son to throw off the cops while threatening to take off her clothes so she couldn't be arrested naked.

So apparently you can't be arrested if naked? When did this come about?

AP is reporting the courts just handed down a 6-month jail sentence.

Should she get her three children back after time served?

The larger issue here is how can someone be so inept that they can't even steal a stick of beef jerky from a corner store?

Gilbert Arenas may elude jail time...how?

What an opportunity for the NBA to make a statement. You carry an elicit gun, you are banned for life. Hell, Pete Rose simply placed a few bets on baseball and got a life time suspension.

What message is the NBA sending to its players and the league if they simply let Gilbert Arenas serve his probation and continue receiving paycheques in the future?

What a missed opportunity for the league to suspend Gilbert for life and prove once and for all that if you're involved in gun activity, you're not going to play in the league. Instead, they're brushing it under the rug and the courts might even allow him to get off without jail time.

CNN.com reports that the district attorney will seek the low end of a gun charge sentence which calls for six months to two years of probation, jail time or a combination of both. Basically, he may get no jail time at all.

In my opinion the league should make a statement. Pending league contract rules, ban him from the league with or without pay. Just make a statement that says you'll be severely punished for this kind of dangerous activity.

It's too bad he didn't follow in the footsteps of his New York Giants predecessor and shoot himself in the leg.

Tiger Woods receiving sex addiction treatment...

First Duchovny now Tiger.

What exactly is a sex clinic? Is this some kind of pattern we're going to see now every time a celebrity is caught cheating?

So this is what our society has come to.

I can see it now...Brad Pitt caught cheating on Angelina..."Oh, don't worry Angey, I'm addicted to sex," Pitt will say. "I have a disease and I'm going to the sex clinic to get help. I love you."

Next question...

What guy Doesn't need to be in a sex clinic? If you're a guy, you usually are addicted to sexual activity.

Can you blame Tiger...It's not like his wife was a gorgeous drop-dead swedish super model.

oh wait....

Kurt's (Astonishing) Photo of the Day Jan 16, 2010

Sexting a Right or Child Porn???

This is really strange. Apparently it's illegal for teenage girls to take naked pictures of themselves and send them to whomever they want willingly. At least that's what a panel of judges are trying to determine in Philly.

So what do you think?

It's alleged that these pornographic photos were discovered by a local school district on the cell phones of three high school girls. But these weren't just anyone's porno images, they were their own.

As of right now a district judge is not allowing for the district attorney to charge the girls with anything because he believes the photographs are covered under U.S. first amendment rights.

However, the county district attorney says he "will charge the three high school girls with child pornography if they don't agree to be placed on probation, participate in a five-week re-education program and be subject to random drug testing."

Why should these girls receive such scrutiny? Isn't it bad enough they've already been exposed by their own school. If I were the parents I'd come back at the school with a lawsuit for taking my daughters phone and scanning it without some kind of search warrant.

Don't get me wrong, It may or may not be appropriate for these girls to be doing this, but that's not for the district attorney to decide.

If these girls willingly took pictures of themselves sans a third party contributor, then I say tell them they're promiscuous, but don't make them undergo drug testing and probation.

When are we going to start focusing on catching the bad people rather than the recreational marijuana and sexting addicts?

While the courts and district attorney waste their time on this case, there are much worse people and much less moral people screwing up the lives of others.

Focus your attention on them. Not a bunch of horny teenage girls that took nakey pics of themselves.

TCC

Most offensive ads in History?

http://trueslant.com/jeffkoyen/2009/08/25/belgian-humor-magazine-runs-most-offensive-ads-in-history-of-mankind/

Some of the most offensive ads i've seen. The last one is just ridiculous. Didn't they make their point with the surgery one. Dear Lord...

However, I'm drawn to the creativeness and ballsy Belgian that decided to post these throughout Europe. Bravo.