Lars takes weekends off....I leave you with this....

Blog pause for weekends...so why don't we....

Back on Monday with more material.

Lars

Man turns Children into human force shield, Then takes over McDonalds play area...

This story out of Colorado -- Hippies....

Moving on...

Police in CO have arrested a 28-year-old man accused of passing out in a McDonald's play area and telling his children to bite, scratch and attack anyone that came near him.

It turns out the police were called and -- sure enough -- the children listened to daddy and attempted to attack police.

At one point, the 28-year-old man was heard telling his children to "bite the officers' faces off!"

Eventually police did what they do best (tased the man) and hauled him to jail.

The children were euthanized...Okay I made that up. The rest is true however.

Police said the man had a previous arrest warrant for failing to appear. He now faces charges of second-degree assault on an officer and possession of weed.

Colorado Springs -- never knew you were that crazy. Must be the altitude.

Lars.

On a different note...The most adorable thing I've ever seen

Puppy!!!!!!!!!!!

Man does Al Gore have a strong consensus...We're screwed!!!!

10 most Respected Global Warming skeptics -- "We don't believe in Al Gore's 'science'"

1. Freeman Dyson-Physicist Freeman Dyson has been a giant in his field for decades. But the British-born, Princeton-based professor has gained notoriety for his "heretical" views on climate change.

2. Bjorn Lomborg-Danish-based scientist, famous for his book The Skeptical Environmentalist.

3. Myron Ebell-may be enemy #1 to the current climate change community.

4. Kiminori Itoh-Japanese scientist Kiminori Itoh is the author of Lies and Traps in the Global Warming Affair.

5. Ivar Giaever -a Nobel Prize winner in physics, isn't a thought leader, per se, in the climate skeptics scene

6. Ian Plimer-Australian professor Ian Plimer is the author of Heaven + Earth, a book that purports to debunk all of the major global warming "myths."

7. Michael Crichton-The famous author Michael Crichton has, of course, passed away, but through his fiction and non-fiction writings he remains an important popularizer of scientific ideas

8. Alan Carlin-is an EPA economist who wrote a paper calling global warming a "hoax."

9. Patrick Michaels-is a CATO scholar and a GMU professor who's widely quoted as a global warming skeptic.

10. And let's not forget about the list of 30,000 scientists that are suing you for fraud....

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A DEBATE ON WHETHER GLOBAL WARMING EXISTS...THIS IS SIMPLY TO TELL AL GORE THAT THOUSANDS DISAGREE WITH HIS "SCIENCE." DO NOT SEND ME SNARKY COMMENTS ABOUT WHETHER GLOBAL WARMING IS FACT OR NOT. I DON'T REALLY CARE. JUST DON'T LIKE AL.

Lars

UPDATE: ATHEISTS HAVE SUBMITTED THEIR OWN STAMP

Atheists attacking Mother Teresa -- PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE

<---DOESN'T DESERVE STAMP?


An atheist group is coming out against the U.S. Postal Service because of a new stamp that depicts Mother Teresa for her time and service in continuously bettering the world we live in.

But, she happened to be religious so a group of Atheists in the states are coming out against the deceased heavenly nun.

The Freedom FROM Religion Group is asking it's members to "protest the stamp" and do all it can "to show the darker side of Mother Teresa."

Darker side?

The woman will eventually achieve Sainthood and she's noted for her compassion, charity and general worldliness. She had the upmost respect for the dignity that resides in each person around the world.

It's as if this group of Atheists has nothing better to do then sit around an wait for the U.S. gov. to present anything and everything having to do with religion and immediately denounce it as if it's being shoved down their throats.

If you don't want to support the stamp then don't support the stamp. It's not as if the U.S. Postal Service is doing away with all stamps and only printing religious ones from now on. Further, how about the Atheists make their own stamp and submit them to the U.S. gov. They have just as much of a right to be on a stamp as Mother Teresa.

So the Freedom From Religion Foundation wants to step out against an embattled century-old lady whose entire goal in life was to prevent world hunger with humility and compassion?

Nice going...you're not making any friends.

If you don't like it, make your own stamp...but don't come out against a deceased elderly lady just because she believed in a higher power.

Lars.

Video Blog Below...

Throwing Babies in dumpster = bad ...Giving up for adoption = good

Apparently they have a problem with this in Manitoba.

Any idea why??!?!

What kind of school curriculum does Manitoba have that students aren't taught the first lesson of child birth -- Don't throw your newborn in a toilet, dumpster or trash can.

Someone please look into this....

THE WORLD in 10 years according to Al Gore...We're waiting AL

Came across this photo. Agree with global warming, cooling, climate change...or whatever...this will not happen anytime soon. Case closed...

This photo courtesy climate change scare tactics...

OKAY PETA...You're really starting to piss me off...

DISCLAIMER: This post has received criticism. It in no way speaks out against vegetarians. I like vegetarians and you should be able to eat what you want. This post directly speaks out against PETA and those that assault people with Pies, climb parliament and protest naked against the right to choose.

So it's all fun and games until someone gets a pie in the face...then it's hilarious.

PETA has been pretty active lately. Pieing a local minister in the face, protesting somewhere in the world at all times and now coming out against Punxsutawney Phil -- The groundhog.

In light of all these events, it's time for a PETA rant.

The organization is starting to get on my nerves. It's nice when they send out their models to prance around half-naked with bunny ears on, but it stops right there. Even the pie in the face was pretty hilarious even though I felt bad for the minister. (See pie in the face below)

However, now they want to replace Phil with a robotic groundhog? What? The only way this group will ever be happy is if every animal on Earth is free and running in the streets.

I'm all for blasting a dear in the head if their population is running out of control. I'm also okay with euthanizing pets if no one wants them. Clubbing seals is okay as well seeing as the natives have been doing it for a half millennium.

These are the same leaf-eating idiots that are against eating meat because it's harmful to the animals. I'm not sure what they don't understand about the food chain, but we're at the top. The world doesn't lose anything following the death of baby seals or Bambi. We need to eat meat to survive and be healthy. I'm sorry, your wrong, we cannot go around eating tree leaves and beans and sustain healthy, active lives.

If you want to be a vegetarian, go for it. But don't tell me I'm a deplorable person because I like deer sausage. If we were stranded on a deserted island...I'd eat you.

PS...the pie in the face was hilarious though.

IF YOUR GF GIVES YOU THIS...IMMEDIATELY agree to the terms!!!!!!

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Dude....You can only be within 100ft of a stripper? Not even a powerful collective bargaining unit could get you that!

Men...agree to these terms on the spot if asked to sign one of these.

Lars

UNDERTAKER OPENS COFFIN...MAN STILL ALIVE!!!

What the hell is going on in Poland? The nazi's don't own you anymore. Get some decent health care over there, at least adequate health care to determine if a man is still alive or not.

Katovice, Poland discovered on Jan. 26 that they burried a man while he was still breathing. Following a brief service, an undertaker went to retreive some items the family placed in the coffin. It turns out that when he opened the coffin, his arm grazed the man's neck and he felt a pulse. The undertaker felt the man's neck once more only to discover that the man's heart was indeed still beating -- "He's alive!"

The man was pulled from the coffin and rushed to hospital where he was released a few weeks later. An actual story involving the walking dead -- remarkable.

The man, Josef Guzy, 76, collapsed near his barn and was pronounced dead at the scene a few weeks earlier. "The undertaker saved my life," he said. "I am so grateful. The first thing I did when I got out of hospital was take him a pot of honey."

Honey? Another reason to think polish people are strange -- besides the fact they insert you into the ground while you're still breathing.

TouRING THE U.S. A look at families around America - VIRGINIA

From Mississippi to S. Carolina...now the conservative Canadian moves on to Virginia.

It seems that this portion of the states is getting a bad reputation...I can't figure out why though.

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CRAZY EXTORTION CASE INVOLVING A RAT and a MICROWAVE...

A woman in Appleton, WI is under arrest for allegedly tyring to extort 500k from a restaurant after finding a cooked rat in her sandwich.

The problem?

She put it there herself.

Debbie R. Miller, 43, entered a guilty plea yesterday to felony extortion. It turns out Ms. Miller told the restaurant she would alert the media and take the case to police if they didn't buy her off. So, they so intelligently took the rat and gave it to the police for forensic testing. The testing revealed it was a domestic mouse that had been zapped in the microwave and placed there post meal preparation.

Sentencing is scheduled for March 8.

Who should she be more afraid of...PETA? or the Judge?

TOURING THE U.S. A look at families around America - South Carolina

Thank you to the people of South Carolina for becoming the undisputed redneck capital of the world. Your actions sicken me.

Check out Mud Hole water skiing.

Video provided to the concanadian by Mike Abbass

HEIDI MONTAG to go "bigger" than DDD - When will the insanity stop?

She's a genius. Flat out.

She knows people are captivated by her controversial decisions so why not go out and make some more reckless ones?

Not only did she have 10 minor plastic surgeries, but now she's on tour telling everyone about it. I wonder how much she's paid per talk show interview? 10k...20k...more? I can tell you that she certainly isn't doing it for free and she's certainly making a lot of green.

So Heidi Montag is doing everything right. She had some plastic surgery, bettered herself and is now trying to be as ridiculous as possible so people will continuously call her for interviews, TV spots and more. Everyone thinks she's crazy, but I know the truth.

She's not crazy. She's making tons of money from magazine covers, to inside edition appearances and more. Do you really think she's planning on going "bigger." No. She's just saying that stuff to get a rise out of people so more and more magazines and talk shows will follow her.

In my opinion she's a bit crazy, but knows how to make a whole lot of money being that way.

Lars...

Video blog reveals some other shockers...

Incredible Prank..The best i've seen...

INCREDIBLE PRANK

This courtesy Bill Steinke/Hilgers

It's Official, The NBA All Star game is terrible. This is what "PRACTICE?" gets you...

Allen Iverson to start all-star game...'nuff said.

A career low in scoring averaging 14 ppg and a brief "retirement" gets you a first team all star selection. Only in the NBA.

However, I don't necessarilly disagree with the decision because everyone loves AI an the game is pretty much just about the fans. I'm sure there will be some outrage over it, but for what?

It's not like this game means anything to NBA fans or players. Maybe the NBA should use the MLB model and have the all-star game actually mean something. Although I don't really agree with that either because it potentially punishes a team that may have a better season long record.

So the debate is over. AI does not statistically deserve to be in the All-Star game...But doesn't he deserve to be their simply because the fans like him, voted him in and want to see him play?

TOURING THE U.S., A look at families around America - Mississippi

I'm beginning my series on the 50 states represented by pictures of families from those states.

First Up...The 20th state of the union. MISSISSIPPI.

Pictured: The Smith family reunion in Jackson, Mississippi. Believe it or not, there are only two generations represented here. Shocking

BANNING THE DICTIONARY, Why I'm okay with it...

A school in Southern CA will ban a Merriam-Webster dictionary because it contains the word "oral sex."

My first thought had nothing to do with whether or not it should be banned. I wondered why oral sex was even in the dictionary because it's two separate words...

Anyway.

Here's why I'm okay with them banning it. Even though I'm sure most of the kids already know what the word means, a parent has come out against that word being in the dictionary, not the dictionary as a whole.

Why not just remove that dictionary and bring in an elementary level dictionary?

People want to get tough and say that it's wrong and how dare this woman want to remove the dictionary. I say if it's inappropriate then get it out of there and get in a different dictionary. Who cares...they should be learning, not arguing over a single word (two words) in the dictionary.

So I am for them removing that dictionary as I can see why some would call it offensive.

You wouldn't show fourth graders movies with oral sex and nudity in the classroom...so why would you allow them to look at books that talk about it?

Although I'm sure a majority of these kids know what it is and are probably doing it...why not just take it out and replace it with a different dictionary?

Lars

Saved by the Bell: A tell all about sexual scandalous cast behaviour...

So Dustin Diamond "Screech Powers" is publishing a piece of literature that details all the scandalous, juicy behaviour that went on behind the scenes on the set of "Saved by the bell."

He lists out some of the most scandalous items that a majority of the public not only do not know about, but also won't believe.

Like...

1) Screech has had relations with more than 2,000 women.

2) Mario Lopez allegedly raped a girl and NBC paid the girl to keep it hush...

3) The cast members frequently smoked weed in their dressing rooms...

4) Dustin Diamond had relations with NBC's VP according to the book.

5) And "Kelly" frequently had relations with Mario Lopez "slater" and Mark Paul Gosselaar.

-Apparently Dustin Diamond says he witnessed all of the above first hand...or he "heard from reliable sources..."

Pretty shocking...Then again, is anyone surprised? It seems every child star these days is into some form of drugs, sex scandal, murder, illegal activity....

Anyone else always kind of have a thing for Kelly?

This is a story from last week.

A TTC employee fell asleep at work and a freelance blogger snapped him.

Members of the community are really coming out against this guy because our TTC fares just went up from 2.75 to 3.00. (For those of you who don't know what that is...it's a subway price.)

So this guy falls asleep while we pay more? A lot of people are outraged while others really don't care and think the guy should get a break.

What do you think? Should you be fired if you're caught sleeping on the job?

The guy works for a powerful union so most likley nothing will happen to him, but it still raises the question...is this acceptable behaviour? Would you fire him?

Feel free to sound off on the issue and listen to my take on the video.

Lars

LARS POSTING SELF BLOG VIDEOS STARTING TODAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAVFOPWLi2E

I'll be posting Blog entry videos daily now.

Check them out. I'll be commenting on stories, photos and pretty much anything I post. Enjoy.

I know the quality is bad now..i'll see if I can improve it.

HARDEST MAN ALIVE? Kenyan survives leopard attack by ripping out Tongue...

Daniel M'Mburugu might be the hardest man on the planet.

The 73-year-old grandpa was farming in the highlands of Kenya when out of nowhere a leopard decided to take a shot at him.

According the M'Mburugu, the leopard jumped on top of him taking him to the ground. As he was armed with a machete he did his best to free up his hands but couldn't.

The story goes that M'Mburugu -- knowing he was in a crap load of trouble -- decided he had one option, to tear out the leaopard's tongue.

M'Mburugu says he reached through the leopards teeth and deep into its' mouth before ripping out the leopard's entire tongue. The leopard retreated into the woods never to be seen again and minus a tongue...

M'Mburugu suffered some scratches and bite wounds but, in the end, proved he was the baddest Kenyan (or person) on Earth. Lars.

The "Oh darnit" photo of the day...

The guy was last heard saying...

"uh oo....shit"

GUIDOS Call U.S. Haitian relief a JOKE? What?

A top Italian disaster official is calling the U.S. pathetic saying the U.S. have turned the tragedy into "vanity shows in the states."

If you didn't already dislike guidos after watching the Jersey Shore...you better now.

What is wrong with these people?

The U.S. and Canada have given more aid than any other nation by far. We have over 10k troops on the ground there and are doing the best we can.

How much has Italy donated? China? Russia?

All of these are major players in the world and it's pretty conerning that none of them seem to care and, instead, blast the U.S. for their efforts.

The Italian chief says "the U.S. should be rolling up its' sleeves not putting on entertainment shows."

Thoughts?

Lars out...

THIS IS ONE OF THE TOP 25 Shots of all time...

Disgusting Shot

This happened at my mom's school in Olathe, Kansas

The gentleman at the pep assembly is blind folded and then told he has to make a half-court shot blind folded after being spun around. An almost impossible task.

You see...the joke was that if he missed it he would receive a punishment -- a pie in the face.

Instead he shoved it up the school's arse and drained a rainmaker.

Check out the link....

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T ADOPT KIDS FROM CAMBODIA

Who didn't see this coming?

Not to self...don't go out and adopt children from Cambodia and Vietnam if you're not planning on taking care of them.

Okay Okay...sure...they will most likely live a better life than anyone reading this post, but hey, why would Brad Pitt agree to go out and adopt all these little bundles of joy if he wasn't planning on sticking around?

And what about Angelina? Now she's going to have a half-dozen little southeast asian children running around along with her biological children.

If you ask me, Brad Pitt got the best end of this deal as reports say he will not have custody over the children in any way. They will live with Angelina and her hair will quickly turn gray.

The kids will be fine but it will be interesting to see what becomes an Angelina with all those kids...who knows...at this very moment she could be trying to send some of them back to Ho Chi Minh City.

Lars

Bristol Palin wants Child Support...

You only deserve child support if you work and contribute to society yourself. Basically this chick wants to sit at home --most likely in Sarah Palin's home still-- and just collect 2Gs a month for having this child.

Should fathers pay child support? Yes...But not to Bristol Palin.

Her family is worth millions and she doesn't even need money.

Too, if you file for sole custody and get it shouldn't you seperate from the father completely and not ask him for anything?

I get a grungy vibe from this group of people and I don't like it.

Anyone agree?

PART III Animals can be better parents than humans....

Excellent Parenting

Maybe bad parenting...

Okay, It's obvious this is not good parenting. One kid is crying and the other looks like a mentally slow child.

However, there are situations when this is an acceptable act performed by a parent. The main one being if your kid is crying non-stop for 3 hours on a cross-country flight.

Thanks to Duncan for this one....

Send in your submissions....

ELDERLY MAN, 83, takes 99-year-old to the cleaners...damn...

A dispute in a parking lot led to an 83-year-old man mopping the floor with Steve Pulwer's, 99, face.

Apparently the 99-year-old man was taking his trash to the curb when the 83-year-old man pulled into a parking spot Pulwer deemed illegal.

Pullwer says he knocked on the man's car window only to have a word when all hell broke lose.

"He punched me between the eyes and broke my nose."

It would have been pretty interesting to see these old men dancing toe-to-toe in the street throwing slow-mo punch after slow-mo punch.

I'd be willing to bet both are ex-hockey players seeing as two normal minded century-old men don't usually square-off blow-for-blow.

Then again...they were New Yorkers....

Should cruise liners still be stopping in Haiti????

<--- Why Not??

"Royal Caribbean is performing a sickening act to me by taking tourists to Haiti"

--a fellow blogger...

Why? It's not like they planned for the earthquake and I'm sure they planned the trip much further in advance than last week.

So is it ethical for cruise ships to be stopping through ports in Haiti that were less affected by the quake?

To tell you the truth..I don't really think it matters either way.

It's like telling people to not visit Sri Lanka because a tsunami rolled through. Maybe not completely comparable but I really don't see anything wrong with it.

Listen, someone/someplace in the world suffers everyday. There's always a drought, always famine and always a disaster. Do I encourage people sailing to Haiti to donate? Of course...

But I have no problem with them continuing the cruise they paid for months in advance.

If people had the energy and drive to help out everyday like we're seeing in Haiti...the world be in a lot better shape. Unfortunately it takes a deadly and devastating earthquake to propel people into action.

SHOULD CRUISE SHIPS BE STOPPING THROUGH HAITI????

God blessed Colts...and they will move on in the name of Jesus, fan says

<---A real winner

A Colts fan seems to be taking the NFL playoffs a little too serious. I mean, there's passionate, and then there's this guy.

A friend notified me of this and his passionate hatred for people who bring religion into the realm of sports and I have to agree.

After re-reading this post, it's a little shocking, scary and goes to show how crazy some NFL fans are.

A fan writes this on NFL.com:

...let's make this a team and fan effort to get this win and don't forget that God has blessed us to be successful, let's thank Him and continue to move forward in the name of Jesus. GO COLTS! "GO COLTS"!

Take it easy bro. God has nothing to do with NFL games, seasons or even --yes-- the playoffs.

This is probably the same guy whose basment is decked out completely in signed Colts jerseys with Blue and White paint surrounding his man cave. He probably has the giant Colts beer fridge and Colts memorabilia placed all around him. He's the same guy that you can't speak to for a week, or month, after the Colts lose a game and the same guy that probably has a beer gut and thinks it's okay to act like a complete jackass during these games. He probably thinks he's a true fan.

I think he's an absolute meathead.

JOHN EDWARDS fathered child with mistress

<---- FAMILY GUY

Nice going a-hole. You fathered a child with your mistress while your wife stood by hoping to recover from breast cancer. Oh, and your political career was terrible.

At least he finally admitted it after years of denying it while on the campaign. So basically while your wife was getting her mammograms, treatments, surgeries....whatever, you were away "campaigning" in your mistresses bedroom.

Of all the sleazy things to do.

And now it comes out that you fathered a child --baby Quinn-- with this woman.

When are politicians going to quit believing they're above the law and can do whatever they like? If this guy isn't the scum of the the Earth than who is?

Who's your scummiest politician of all time? If you say George Bush I will delete the post. At least he is faithful to his wife. He's just a terrible orator.

Send in your submissions. I actually can't think of many worse than John Edwards so let's see what happens.

PART II Animals can be better parents than humans....

Yet another example of good vs. bad parenting using animals and humans. First Question...Is that kid being lowered into a pit of what look like rabies infested racoons? At a zoo? what? Part III tomorrow.

Send in your bad parenting photos. Keep them clean....for the most part....

ANY SOCCER PLAYER...READ THIS...REMEMBER 'NATIONALLY RANKED' CONNOR FROM STAR KICK COMMERCIAL? HE GOT DRAFTED....

WHAT? THE KID IN THIS COMMERCIAL WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE SOCCER WORLD BECAUSE HIS TITLE SAYS HE'S 'NATIONALLY RANKED.'

BUT IT TURNS OUT HE GOT DRAFTED BY RED BULL NEW YORK LAST WEEK. WHAT THE HELL! THE COMMERCIALS WERE RIGHT. STAR KICK DOES IMPROVE YOUR GAME!

No hands in soccer..unless you THROW THE BALL 49.78m LEGALLY

Pretty sick throw-in seeing as it's not unusual to find some that can't even kick the ball that far. What a weapon this would be. Basically any throw-in located in your own half would automatically become a set piece.

Look for a League 2 club to give this guy a trial or 10-day contract.

Incredible.

Thanks to Sinead's boss for throwing this over to us.

Or Click Here...

ALL THIS MASS. SENATE TALK and why I became a Libertarian...

<----BADASS

So a republican won in Massachusetts.

Conservatives are rejoicing that their prayers have been answered while the libs are crying in the streets that their entire agenda will be vetoed.

Listen people...IT DOESN'T MATTER. Here's why...

After reading the Globe and Mail today their was a quote from a prominent republican saying that "now the conservatives have the power to veto every piece of legislation the Dems put forward."

So basically the republicans are vowing to disrupt everything having to due with the legislature while the Dems won't concede that they should give in to some of the rights' issues.

How does anything ever get done?

It doesn't..and that's why it never really matters....

Because these two sides can never come to terms with anything. I had no choice but to completely distance myself from both sides of the aisle and become a Libertarian for the reasons that follow.

1) Clint Eastwood, Howard Stern and Trey Parker are prominent Libertarians...

2) The word means to "believe in Liberty" and justice...

3) Libertarians want to get rid of the idiots and Washington and give them as little power as possible over our lives.

4) Many Libertarians are adamantly against abortion but still do not want the gov. in their lives...

5) Mess with me...I'll mess with you...Leave me alone...I'll leave you alone...

6) Libertarians are against any limits on expression unless it insights bodily harm or injures another therefore infringing on their liberty.

7) Drugs should be legalized and taxed NOW.

8) Lower taxes that allow people to keep what they earn. Get gov. spending way down. It has ballooned out of control.

9) The United States should abolish the draft registry among men that turn 18. Talk about taking away your liberty forcing someone to sign up for a potential war when they turn 18. Glad I'm in Canada.

10) The founding fathers of the U.S. constitution were libertarian saying leave us alone England, fighting in the revolution to get away from gov. rule and domination. The Founding fathers were true libertarians. Just read the Bill of Rights.

Animals can be better parents then Humans...Don't believe me?

The first of my series on animals being better parents then some humans. Pretty shocking looking for some of these pictures. Needless to say there are ample examples of bad human parents I will be posting over the next few days. Polar Bears = Good Parents; Humans = Bad Parents. See for yourself.

So everyone is talking about Haiti's aftershock...

But why? Everything is already absolutely demolished.

CTVNEWS reported "no damage" this morning. Well yea, everything is already in rubble as slabs of pillars and bricks bunch up on top of helpless victims.

Another CTVNEWS reporter says "buildings are even more unstable."

Dude...there are no buildings left! Have you seen the photos? The country is in absolute disarray. It's reported that cops are telling civilians to take matters into their own hands and kill criminals. What the hell is going on down there?

The UN needs to send more troops and police down there to sort it out. The situation down there is pretty much comparable to Blackhawk Down right now.

Abe Lincoln or Bill Nye the Science Guy...You Decide...

Very Very similar...Who knew?

Massive Senate Seat Up For Grabs in Mass....But who cares...

If you can answer this question without googling the hell out of it and finding some kind of complicated answer to come back at me with, then you are suited to care about this race. If you cannot answer this question, then you most likely don't really care what happens in today's Mass. senate race.

Question: In the last month...what has your local state senator done for you?

Can't answer it can you?

Then why should anyone care about Ed Kennedy's open senate seat in Massachusetts?

Ya Ya Ya...filibuster proof...super majority...blah blah blah...

You still can't tell me what your local senator does for you can you?

So quit acting like you care about Democrats and Republicans. They both most likely do nothing for you and really aren't concerned with your well being....Just face it and help yourself. Only you can help you...not the gov.

After evaluating the situation..it was found they were merely Canadians...HA

Only in Custer are people using flashlights at night suspicious...only in Custer...

Hang 'em up Palin...Your own party doesn't like you..Look...

After an embarrassing campaign full of mishaps, misinformation and proof that the former Alaska Gov. isn't suited to hold any political position (remember she couldn't name a U.S. newspaper she regularly read) polls are showing that it's finally time Palin set politics aside and returned to Alaska.

A CNN poll indicates that even most republicans don't want Palin to run for president in 2012. Can you blame them?

Listen, I understand Palin does great work and has a great following among the bible belt and older women of the south. But let's set religion aside for one second and ask if she's best suited to go head-to-head with the Putin's, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's, Kim Jong-il's and more. NO!

Just watch the Katie Couric interview with Palin one more time. SHE CAN'T NAME A NEWS SOURCE...WHERE DOES SHE GET HER NEWS?????

Let's take a look at some famous Sarah Palin mishaps that led to her bombing out of the campaign in a flaming ball of glory...

1) Charles Gibson To Palin..."Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine..."

Palin: "In what respect Charlie"

Gibson: "What do you interpret it to mean"

Palin: "uhh...his world view"

2) Katie Couric To Palin: "Give me specific examples of McCain pushing for regulation"

Palin: "I'll try and find ya some and I'll bring 'em to ya..."

3) Katie Couric to Palin: "Just curious..what newspaper or magazines did you regularly read before the campaign..."

Palin: "I read most of them with a great appreciation for the press."

Couric: "what ones specifically, I'm curious?

Palin: "ummmmm all of them, any of them that were put in front of me."

Palin:"umm Alaska isn't a foreign country people are like wow..how can you keep in touch with the what's going on with Washington DC...believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America..."

4) And Couric one more time to Palin: "What other Supreme Court decisions do you disagree with..."

Palin: "mmmmm, well, let's see, there's of course in the great history of America there have been rulings, you know going through the history of America there would be some.

Couric: "Can you think of any"

Palin: As a VP I would be only in a position to support the law of the land as it reads today.

If you found some of these quotes hard to follow...don't worry...it's most likely because you are literate...

Awful isn't it...

Ummm...this is why you don't MICROWAVE boxed wine...You use the oven...

For anyone who has ever wondered what happens when you microwave boxed wine, the results are pretty shocking. I actually didn't think something this extreme would happen. Enjoy...

So apparently boxed wine will electrocute and pretty much turn into a flaming H-Bomb upon receiving intense amounts of microwave treatment.

I'm really not sure if these guys were actually doing this for a laugh or if they expected it and were just prepared for what would result.

Either way, you must admit this was an entertaining 1:30 that you couldn't have spent anywhere else.

Cheers...

BY FAR The scariest photo I have seen...Hands down...

Cheat sheets...NO...THIS IS HOW YOU CHEAT USING TIME ZONES

I never took the SATs, I was an ACT kind of guy. But a group based in Seoul, South Korea are being charged with "Time Zone Cheating" on the college entry exam.

Two students living in the states are under investigation for reportedly receiving SAT answers hours before the US-based test was set to begin.

You see, the test is also administered in foreign countries in separate languages. Because South Korea is halfway around the world, an advisor in the oriental nation fed two U.S. high school students answers to the exams he received a day earlier.

A man, only identified as Kim, will be charged with interfering with a US-based Educational Testing Service. Not sure what charges will be laid, but maybe he'll lose a finger or two. From what I hear, the far east doesn't take kindly to cheaters and thieves.

The reason the man assisted the students????

The two students had travelled to Korea a year before to receive special training and experiences to help them perform on the tests. Kim said he "felt pressure to see them succeed on the test" after they paid him a combined $26,600 for a dozen classes.

Now, remember when you used to bring a cheat sheet to class or write on the palm of your hand??

Well you have nothing on this Kim guy....

US Health Care, OHIO pays for Bat Bite and Rabid animals...

This is kinda strange. A man in Ohio is being compensated $1500 for a rabid bat bite as per the Ohio law that allows a person hurt by a 'rabid animal' to seek the county's help with medical bills.

Which brings me to my next point. Why wouldn't insurance pay for a rabid bat bite?

Apparently the bitten man received $5,000 in medical bills because of the amount of shots and procedures he had to undergo to minimize the risk of rabies.

Basically, the man lost $3,500 in the ordeal.

So, first, Why won't insurance pay for medical bills incurred by RABID BAT BITE, and, second, if I get randomly assaulted by a rabid vampire bat can I go after the province of Ontario?

Another reason to be for socialized medicine. Some insurance packages wont cover you if you're attacked by a rabid animal...

All my American friends check your policies....